SingSing Super Seducer: How to Talk to Girls #2 - Duration: 59:10. WehSing 14,852 views. SingSing Watching Chinese/Japanese Commercials (Where did the new sub alert come from?). Super Seducer can only be seen as a relic of a thankfully bygone era and may only crack a smile with its cult vibe. The whole PUA idea has already been criticized and no-one is expected to take it seriously.

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Smelling faintly of Tommy Wiseau, Richard La Ruina glides to center stage, but not half so smoothly as he seems to think. Lord of Deceit, Hunter of Püss, and (self-proclaimed) world’s best pick-up artist (PUA) is here to transform you into a Super Seducer. You might lack his suave English accent, groundless confidence, and piratey good looks, but as long as you can virtually master the art of manipulation, you don’t need them anyway.

Super Seducer is either self-aware or a living meme. It’s hard to tell. Players take on the role of Richard the IT guy, who is of course acted by La Ruina himself. His mission is to teach players how to attain the woman of their dreams by imparting various PUA routines and strategies.

The game can hardly be called a game. It reminds me of a book I once found crammed in the darkest corner of a used bookstore. It was written by Fabio Lanzoni. On its cover, a painting of Fabio entwined with a woman whose head is thrown back. She is in sheer ecstasy at being in the arms of this bronzed and glorious manmeat. The protagonist’s name? Fabio. The book’s hidden treasure? A fold out of Fabio reclined on a rock in nothing but a leather holster.

Fabio is to the romance novel as Wiseau is to cinema as La Ruina is to games. You might recognize the medium the story is being told in, but you’ll also realize it's not a story. It’s the creator’s exercise in masturbation, and you’re being invited to watch.

Interesting Format, Cringe-worthy Content

Each level features a different woman to woo — the kind and demure charity worker, the sternly reserved professor, the sassy and buxom foreign beauty. Their half-baked personalities exist only for the sake of variety and surprisingly don't affect the gameplay. No matter what a character is like, the same PUA strategies are used to successfully conquer her.

Players navigate through the levels by choosing how Richard ought to engage with the ladies. These scenes are intercut with commentary from Richard himself, now in an unbuttoned suit with hipster glasses and beard polished to a glowing luster. If you make poor choices, he appears alone with a brokenhearted icon. If you choose well, you’re rewarded; he is flanked by two women who sprawl on the bed wearing nothing more than their undergarments. They stare emptily offscreen with a lot of lip-biting and eyelash-batting, but you can tell they regret answering the casting call.

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Richard then makes some comments about how to interact with women that are vapid at best and offensive at worst. The idea is that as you fail and learn from your mistakes, you become well-versed in the art of seduction through tips and tricks. Tips like “in most cases, it’s good to be honest.” Or, “never approach women from the side, but head-on so she can’t shrug you off.” And, even though it’s an option at least once on every level, don’t ever whip out Big Richie because girls don’t like that.

I particularly enjoyed the level where your task is to escape the friend zone even though all odds are against you. You are a chess-playing, Warcraft-loving dweeb who’s just as likely to bring your lady love a cumquat tree as a glass of wine. The game tries very hard to identify with its perceived audience. In fact, early on, one might get the sneaking suspicion that the game assumes gamers are a bunch of sweaty nerds in a basement, and that women are an enigmatic and foreign creature that can always be tamed by the same general set of seduction tactics. To escape the friend zone, for instance, La Ruina advises:

• 1. Be like [her current boyfriend] but better.
• 2. Be rude to her for as long as she’s in a relationship and then become invested in her when she's single.
• 3. Bring her a $12 bottle of wine* and hide the condom in your shoe.

*The wine is the only option that will get you laid. Champagne and cumquat trees are apparently mood-killers.

A Sad Laugh

Misogyny aside, the game flops. The editing is choppy and often cuts from scene to scene while characters are still talking. The audio is janky, the music is redundant, and the character interactions are all awkwardly stilted. After the first few levels, you’ve seen all there is to see. Approach someone and make conversation by choosing from a few viable options and a few outlandish ones. Rinse and repeat.

Initially, the ridiculous choices are kind of funny in that they’re outrageously inappropriate. (“No, you’re really pretty. My friend Mahmud said he wants to j*zz on your face.”) Other jokes fall flat, in which case all you’re left with is the uncomfortable situation of sexually harassing someone. Even if you try to play the game seriously, you lose. The “choices” you click on don’t accurately reflect the course of the dialogue. For instance, when one girl tells you about how much she loves her dog, you have the option to “tell her you have a fish.” Seems straightforward enough. Richard then launches into a three-minute soliloquy about his aquarium, its automatic feeder, and the personalities of each fish. For a live action simulator meant to provide a kind of education, the game isn’t even remotely grounded in reality.

The Verdict: Bad

Mission Failed. Super Seducer promises to impart psychologically sound principles of seduction. If your goal is to never have an interaction beyond your basement, this game delivers. Otherwise, its only function is to give players a few laughs and severe second-hand embarrassment. Alternatively, it could be turned into a drinking game with your buddies: Take a shot every time the camera goes out of focus, the acronym “PUA” is said, or there’s an opportunity to whip Big Richie out.

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Super Seducer is the world’s most realistic seduction simulator. It puts you in everyday scenarios (a coffee shop, the office, a bar) and lets you do practically whatever you want, to see how it plays out with beautiful women.

As you make your moves, renowned seduction guru Richard La Ruina (featured in Maxim, Men’s Health, The BBC, Piers Morgan) provides you with feedback for every choice you make, delving into the psychology and the hundreds of hidden secrets that separate seduction masters from everybody else.

Here’s the bottom line: if you make the right choices in the game, you’ll make the right choices in your life.

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Choose Your Own Adventure - Super Seducer contains eleven hours of live-action footage, 520 choices and multiple endings for players to test out their skills. If you’ve ever had a crazy thought while talking to a woman, there’s a good chance it’s included in this game, and you’ll get to see how it plays out.

Eliminate Rejection - Players that make the wrong moves face a variety of awkward outcomes that range from mere rejection to a thoroughly deserved slap in the face...so that in the real world you’ll be left with only the moves that work.